I wish I could write about depression in an eloquent and moving way but I can’t so I’ll just say that it sucks monkey balls.
The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to kill herself doesn’t...– David Foster Wallace
Oh Mitt, saying that the best feeling I had about... →
captainrobocop: mykicks: The best feeling I had about Obama was when he signed a law expanding health care coverage to millions of Americans. The best feeling I had about Obama was when he helped make sure that everyone brave enough to serve in the military can do so openly. The best feeling I had about Obama was when he said that everyone should be able to marry whomever they love. I...
bumblebeelasso replied to your post: omg clint eastwood wtf WHat happened exactly? He kinda sounded like an old white man complaining about the colored people that just moved in next door. It was all very odd. He directed his speech to an imaginary ‘President Obama’ who was sitting in a chair on the stage. He kept getting interrupted and would then lose his train of thought. He also...
That was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen at a presidential convention, and it...– Rachel Maddow on Clint Eastwood at the RNC (via mar-see-ah)
omg clint eastwood wtf
benadryl cumbersalad (via nebulous_mirage on ontd)
things I'm going to do in new york
stand outside of the doctor who premiere stalk matt smith see friends go to strand cry
barackobama: vh1: meredifsteppy: i cant tell whether vh1 or barackobama is my favorite blog and it is distressing me Does the president ever reblog Darren Criss gifs? We think not. POTUS: Needs more Darren GIFs! Hey, Darren: Should everybody register to vote and bug their friends to register to vote? Your move, VH1.
It’s weird that a lot of people I follow on tumblr know each other personally and they’ll be having conversations through text posts and I just sit there not knowing if I can participate or not because I don’t want to be creepy or whatever.
farfromthepacific replied to your link: I am also an african jewelry store people use my first name all the time for their last name? Yeah I just found an entire family with the last name Tunu. Monica Tunu, Noah Tunu, Tasha Tunu, Taia Tunu etc. Strange
I am also an african jewelry store →
There’s actually a lot of people named Tunu out there. A lot of them are Indian dudes. I should start a club.
So I finally found another Tunu on facebook. And of course she’s a freaking model.
quietgeek replied to your post: now some guy from india is trying to video chat… You’re a chick and on the internet. Thus you’re up for hot internet webcam sex.
not-the-very-button replied to your post: now some guy from india is trying to video chat… one time on chat roulette this guy who was clearly foreign and didn’t speak English very well told me “my boob was very hypnotic.” omg. that is hilarious and terrifying.
now some guy from india is trying to video chat with me on skype. he keeps calling me “dear” please tell me this is something that everyone experiences on the internet.
So I’ve decided that I’m just gonna go to the Ziegfeld Theatre on Saturday even if I don’t win tickets to the premiere (I won’t) and I’ll just stand outside. And cry.
kelsium: There should be a better process for coming to terms with the fact that you might really just be mediocre. It should involve a coming out party of some kind. I feel like that would make it more tolerable. Cake and booze makes most things more tolerable.
Using CDC figures, I’ve calculated that 1 in 14 men who sleep with men in...– Please Don’t Infect Me, I’m Sorry Well, this was very good and kind of sad.
Drunk Ron Swanson →
I made miso soup and of course we don’t have any seaweed so I put some lettuce in it and now I’m eating miso soup with soggy lettuce.
We love books for what they carry within them, not for what they’re made of. The...– Books Are Not Sacred Objects (via bookriot)
bumblebeelasso: i wonder how long it will take for shows to add a message before a montage of scenes with music unrelated to the episode’s theme/events so you can just turn on your own music for a minute
The views expressed were offensive. Rape is rape. … What I think these comments...– President Obama today on Rep. Todd Akin (via barackobama)
farfromthepacific replied to your post: Just in case you were wondering how are you going to concentrate on the conversation when you already saw his penis?? That is a great question. I have no idea. Honestly I don’t think anything will happen because I gave him my number on Saturday and he hasn’t texted or called yet.
Just in case you were wondering
The okcupid dude who sent me nude pictures of himself asked me out to dinner and I said yes. So there’s that.
It’s frustrating to me when people are unable to see things complexly. To not see a celebrity as simply a celebrity, but an actual person with emotions and struggles and fears and weaknesses. To not see a country like the United States as bad or good, but as a community of people with a government and a culture and a history that has formed it and influenced it and led it to be what it is...
and then you have to tilt your head the right way and close your eyes and press your lips on theirs hard enough so that it feels like something but not so hard that it feels like you’re attacking them with your face. and then there’s the whole tongue thing. so much pressure.